Fruit Pie The Magician
fruit pie the magician was the mascot of hostess fruit pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. the brilliant imagineers at hostess marketing conceived of this character: an anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
steve: i had a terrible dream last night.
mike: tell me about it.
steve: this giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! i’m pretty sure it was fruit pie the magician.
mike: did i mention you look delicious?
steve: i’m berry.
mike: you’re berry delicious.
steve and mike: ha ha ha ha ha!
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