fruit punch
when a guys d-ck is so big that it looks like a fruit and he f-cks a girl “short and sweet”
i heard that joey did a fruit punch on morgan last night!!!
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a gay boxer
look at that fruit punch in the ring.
when a girl “forgets” to tell her male friend that she is on her period, then forces him to eat her out by sitting on his face!
lisa: i was really p-ssed at james last night, so i fruit punched him.
sara: ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.
a drank consisting of belevedere vodka and cranberry juice
i went to da club and ordered some fruit punch!
the term “fruit punch” refers to when a girl gets fisted when she is on her period.
–carol limps into the room–
marge: what happened to you?
carol: i got fruit punched last night!
when a man and a woman have shower s-x while the woman is on her period. the period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. this is fruit punch.
john : yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.
zach : yo dats craaaazy bro!
the act of a gay man ‘punching’ his partner in the back of the throat with his p-n-s.
“my throat sore today because gary fruit punched me so hard last night!” commented lance
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