Fruit Punch Slushy
when an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 am with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees fahrenheit). the v-g-n- will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. it is given the name “fruit punch slushy” because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female’s period blood(fruit punch) to protect the p-n-s from the inner blades of the cold v-g-n-.
sean: hey amber let’s go outside for a fruit punch slushy
amber: wow, it’s so convenient i didn’t put in my tampon today!
tristan: you guys are such ratchets…
kyle: did you guys hear about what happened to jared?
reona: haha yeah i heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his d-ck ripped off!
micheal: such a freshman decision
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