fruitatarian
someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. they refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.
a: “do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?”
b: “no thanks, i’m a fruitatarian”
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