fruitcakery
fruitcake-ry – madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
oh my god, the fruitcakery. my f-cking computer has crashed.
my phone has glitched during a business call……the fruitcakery.
look at the way he’s dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. the f-cking fruitcakery of him.
my car is f-cking broken, again. the fruitcakery.
lost my keys. the fruitcakery.
this f-cking situation (is a mess)….the fruitcakery.
you spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the f-cking dog. unbelievable…the fruitcakery -shakes head-.
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