fruitcrate
someone who says dumb weird cr-p, often in a dramatic way. they would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. also, zero situational awareness.
normal person: “what are you doing tonight?”
fruitrcrate: “no, the questions is what are you doing tonight?”
normal person: “….”
fruitcrate: “is it hot enough for ya!?!”
normal person: “i would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
fruitcrate: “sorry sir this is wendys”
normal person: “what?”
fruitcrate: “just kiddin’ har har! drive around”
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