Fruity Gordo


a brand name of a cask white wine of the moselle variety. it comes in 4l and 10l casks and is usually only consumed by total p-ss-heads. it tastes like p-ss.
“look at that old wino lying in the park next to his empty 4l cask of fruity gordo”

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