Frumpcious
this is the word to describe a woman who is kind of frumpy, but still “do-able”. you may say your best-friends mother is a bit frumpcious.
frumpcious could also be used to describe any famously stern, older lady, with whom you would like to have a poke of.
example 1.
bernard – your mum’s quite frumpcious when she’s mad. she gets a glint in her eyes, the kind of glint that makes you know that she’s a go-er in the bedroom. your dad’s a lucky guy!
thomas – errr, thanks, i guess!!
example 2
paddy – for some strange reason, i can’t quite put my finger on, i find ann widdecombe very frumpcious. i’d love her to spank me silly with a riding crop.
oliver – yes, i know what you mean, i often have the same thoughts about queen elizabeth ii. she has that frumpciously stern glare, that gets me all excited in my pants.
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