frumpkin

a variation of the blumpkin, this s-x act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral s-x on the gentleman standing in front of her.
lisa didn’t know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.
males oral pleasure while taking a sh-t!
your dad loves giving frumpkins!
to eat two fruit while on the toilet.
i feel so much better now that i frumpkined.
slang for dingleberries, the cr-p stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones b-ttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the -ss area.
i didn’t wipe my -ss well enough from my morning cr-p so i developed frumpkins, the next time i wiped my -ss it h-lla hurt cause i was pulling my -ss hairs out.
an off shoot of the ‘blumpin’. giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.
“hey you know jim the fat guy with the frump? he loves getting frumpkins from cheap prost-tutes.”
a full-on frump. syn.: nerd. also known as an ethel or morris frumpkin.
he/she is an utter frumpkin.
a frumpkin is a piece of sh-t stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your -ss hairs after taking a m-ssive steaming sh-t.
even though tristan wiped his -ss after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his -n-s, and when i was sucking on his b-lls, i accidentally licked one off.

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