FSM
flying spaghetti monster
what would fsm do?
wwfsmd?
stands for flying spaghetti mosnter. the flying spaghetti and meatball monster is believed to be the one who created the world, by pastafarianists. initially pastafarianism was created to protest the kansas state school board’s decision to teach “intelligent design” in schools, one man invented a parody religion, pastafarianism. pastafarianists believe the fsm created the world. the fsm and concept of pastafarianism eventually became an actual religion, one with a bible and church. unlike what some people may believe, the fsm was not created by atheists to mock the concept of religion.
pastafarianists believe in the fsm.
the god of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, which is not a conspiracy to create a holocaust of religious people, unlike what some definitions would like you to think.
his noodly appendage having shown me the one true faith… well, besides buddhism, islam, obamaism, and even christianity, and fsm. oh, i said that already.
female seeking male(ex:for dating)
used in personal ads. i am a female seeking a male. i am a fsm.
fangirl soul mate. someone you’ve met (most of the time online) who seems to fangirl over the exact same things you do, almost like you’re the same person!
i was talking about fringe last night with a girl who had the exact same opinions on the show as me – we’re fangirl soul mates!
my fsm and i spend all last night freaking out over the rizzoli & isles season finale
fsm, meaning f-ck starrs mill, is a term to describe the hatred felt by the students of mcintosh high school to the students of their rival team, starrs mill high school, both in peachtree city, ga. the starrs mill panthers are entirely inferior in every way to the mcintosh chiefs.
chief: that buzzer beater at the basketball game was amazing! fsm!
noun;acronym for being in “f-cking scientist mode”; often induced by alcohol or by intellectual beat downs bestowed upon a grad student by their adviser.
sorry bro, no time to talk, i’m in fsm after i drank a pitcher of margaritas at la fiesta tonight. i might actually have a shot at getting out of this h-ll hole if i can get some of these protocols approved.
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