fsotd
first sh-t of the day (fsotd) – arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to sh-t in the toilet.
“man i had all that coffee and a bran m-ffin for breakfast, but since i was at work so early i was still in time to take the fsotd!”
“how was it?”
a clean bathroom makes for a great first sh-t of the day.”
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