fspam


texts sent out to every person on someone’s phone list which are framed as personal greetings and well-wishes, such as on new year’s eve or christmas, but just aren’t. it is easy to identify these as they do not address you by name.
received: “this last year may have been hard at times, but i hope and believe this coming year will be fantastic for you, dear friend”

reaction: “f-cking h-ll, i just got fspammed. i guess someone’s got nothing better to do tonight.”

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