FTFA


from the farkin article
used when quoting directly from an article in a discussion thread, as in fark.com
related:
rtfa: read the farkin article, which can be a command or an announcement that you’re on board.
drtfa: didn’t read the farkin article, as in, you couldn’t be bothered and will -ssume to pick up the relevancy in the thread.
ftfa: “while his wife called police in gravesend, kent, mark grappled with the teenager – who may have been attending a nearby party. he managed to flee but mark chased him and marched him back to waiting cops.”

subscriber: he -ssaulted him a good distance away from his house. if it happened in the house then that’s one thing but running him down when he’s fleeing is premeditated -ssault.
abbreviation for “from the f-cking article”. used frequently on fark when quoting from a linked site.

related to rtfa
did you even rtfa?

yeah! that quote is right ftfa!
from the f-cking article.

derived from rtfa.
a: this isn’t news, it’s a parody
b: where’d you see that
a: it’s a quote ftfa. second f-cking paragraph.
face to face -n-l. when two partners engaged in coitus are able to make eye contact while performing -n-l s-x.
“up for some ftfa, breh?”
falling the f-ck asleep
i am ftfa

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