FTP

face, t-ts, p-ssy.. the basic “big 3” pics required before a gentleman decides if it is worth having a midnight randyvous with any lady in question that he may have found while browsing the internet on his w-nkport..

until this file transfer protocol has been completed, risk of disappointment is often too high to make it worth considering making the trip..
richard always insisted on getting the ftp shots from any lady he was considering meeting, but often he would blow his load immediately he saw them and then decide she was too much of a cheap sl-t anyway.. so perhaps it was counterproductive in a strangely unexpected way.. w-nkers remorse..?
f-ck the police. coined in early 1998 by a c.b. local. it is the only true definition of this word and all the othere can f-ck off.
i’m sick of these pigs har-ssing us. ftp baby.
f-ck that puto… made popular by comedian george lopez on his new hbo special.
“john kerry? ftp! f-ck that puto!
means “file transfer protocol”. it is a way to share files over the net. it’s like networking computers, that aren’t on your network. you can transfer any shared files, provided you have the proper ip and l/p.
“do you have an ftp server?”
1. file transfer protocol – method of sharing files over the net.
2. first to post – used commonly by neopets bdcers.
3. f-ck the police
1. i downloaded that file over ftp today.
2. ftp, i pwn!
3. ftp! wth did i do?
f-ck the po-lice. often heard after getting pulled over while in possession.
“license and registration”
“man, ftp!”
“huh??”
f-ck the pies (ftp) is a standard phrase uttered during a conversation with some supporters of the collingwood football club (a.k.a the pies) in melbourne, australia. supporters of this football club are well known for overestimating their teams abilities beyond what normal people considerable acceptable/tolerable levels.

this opens them up to constant mockery because they do it every f-cking year. having to deal with this sh-t every week of the football season is too great a price to pay for the satisfaction received when collingwood fails to make the finals, or looses in the finals.

etymologists believe that this eventually lead to the birth of the phrase: “karma’s a b-tch, motherf-cker!”.
the abbreviation ftp can be used during text-based communication, or to avoid filters for swear words. it does not have the same effect when spoken out loud.

collingwood supporter: “pies are gonna win the flag this year”
non-collingwood supporter: “f-ck the pies!”

collingwood supporter: “pies are gonna win this week”
non-collingwood supporter: “f-ck the pies!”

collingwood supporter: “pies by 57 this week!”
non-collingwood supporter: “f-ck the pies!”

collingwood supporter: “sob… i guess there’s always next year….”
non-collingwood supporter: “karma’s a b-tch, motherf-cker!”
f-ck the police, a term allways used by graffiti writers
just ftp!

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