FTR
for the record.
ftr, you’re a c-ck buffin’ bama!!!
for the rage. similar to for the win, pertaining to partying
ready for a rager tonight ftr!!!!
ftr – chat acronym for “for the record”.
alice: “jenny, you’re such a ho”
jenny: “ftr, i never slept with john”
alice: “you’re still a ho”
for the record
ftr – i did not puke in the kitchen sink
f-ck the rest
i love asking alexandria!! ftr!!!
biker lingo. short for “f-ck the rules”. similar to “f-ck the world”. expresses adversion to societal norms.
“get married? have kids? work 9 to 5? f.t.r., man. all i wanna do, is get stoned and cruise.”
for the red sh-t. when eating mcdonald’s for dinner in consecutive days, you have repulsive contractions in your r-ct-m which causes crude explosions of diarrhea and a pinch of red pigment in your sh-t.
dude are we going to mcdonald’s again?!? its worth the ftrs.
hey bro i love mcdonald’s <3 lets go ftrs. the food is worth ruining my toilet for a week.
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