fu-ling


the action of having one last night of (f-cking) s-x with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
i know your wedding is in two weeks so i will meet you next friday for one last fu-ling.

i was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in vegas and we didn’t get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

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