Fuccoutrements
accoutrements for f-ckin’. condoms, lube, toys, etc.
“i find girls aren’t as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, c-ck rings, and p-ssy jellies if you call them ‘fuccoutrements’. way cl-ssier.”
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