fuck

1. a measurement of anything/other
2. to have s-x
3. to express utter confusion

4. to be messed with, destroyed.

5. to be very or extremely
1. “i don’t give a single f-ck about him anymore.” “look at that fat women! she is large as f-ck!”
2. “that girl is sl-t! i’ll bet she f-cked the entire football team.” “i love her! i could f-ck her right now!”
3. “what the f-ck?”

4. “she totally f-cked up my life!” “dude, i f-cked up bad!”
5. “that f-cking b-tch!” “i am so f-cking happy!”

my favorite candy flippin me off 🙁

baby says f-ck you
1. the universally recognized “f word”
2. n. implying complete and utter confusion
3. n. a really stupid person
4. v. to procreate
5. adj. can be used to modify any word for more p-ssion
6. int. expresses disgust
7. int. expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. can be used to make a command more urgent
1. i do not accept the “f word” as your name
2. what in the f-ck?
3. you stupid f-ck!
4. i sugest we go f-ck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. this f-cking guy was so f-cking weird. he asked me if i was f-cking insane.
6. aw, f-ck!!
7. holy f-ck! you guys rock!
8. just f-cking jump before i f-cking kick you in the b-lls!
from “monty python”

perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word f-ck. out of all the english words that begin with the letter ‘f’ …f-ck is the only word refered to as ‘the f word… it’s the one magical word. just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. f-ck, as most words in the english language is derived from german …the word fuieken, which means to strike.
in english, f-ck falls into many grammatical categories:

as a transitive verb for intance …john f-cked shirley.
as an intransitive verb…shirley f-cks.

its meaning is not always s-xual, it can be used as…

an adjective such as …john’s doing all the f-cking work.
as part of an adverb …shirley talks too f-cking much.
as an adverb enhancing an adjective …shirley is f-cking beautiful.
as a noun …i don’t give a f-ck.
as part of a word …absof-ckinglutely -or- inf-ckingcredible.
and as almost every word in a sentence …f-ck the f-cking f-ckers.

as you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of f-ck…such as these examples describing situations such as:

fraud …i got f-cked at the used car lot.
dismay …ahhh f-ck it.
trouble …i guess i’m really f-cked now.
agression …don’t f-ck with me buddy.
difficulty …i don’t understand this f-cking question.
inquiry …who the f-ck was that?
dissatisfaction …i don’t like what the f-ck is going on here.
incompetance …he’s a f-ck-off.
dismissal …why don’t you go outside and play hide and go f-ck yourself…

i’m sure you can think of many more examples.
with all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. we say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
it will identify the quality of your character immediately.
say it loudly and proudly…
…f-ck you!
see examples above…
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translation: f-ck you.
the only word in the english language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
f-ck, f-cking f-ckers f-cked.
this is the infamous f-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have s-x
2. n. the act of having s-x
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don’t like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
1. i like to f-ck.
2. that was a good f-ck.
3. he is f-cked.
4. f-ck you.
5. i don’t give a f-ck.
6. f-ck that.
7. he f-cked up the car really badly.
8. oh, f-ck!
9. f-ck off.
10. what the f-ck?
11. that was f-cking amazing.
12. he’s a f-cker.
13. are you trying to f-ck with me?
14. i’m f-cked.