Fuck a Clock


derived from the terms “f-ck yo couch n-gg-” and less popular “suck yo c-ck.” “f-ck yo clock” takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man’s timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.
bro: these eggs are cold, man! go f-ck a clock.

man: bro you just mad ’cause yo c-ck just an hour hand.

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