Fuck America

what americans are always surprised to hear the rest of the world regularly says. mostly because they don’t know who “the rest of the world” is.
the rest of the world: “f-ck america!”
america: “who the f-ck said that?”
what people in western europe and australia typically say when america is on the news.
tv- “in other news now, american supermarket chain…”

irish guy on couch- “f-ck america”
a: what people say when they now see iraq and afghanistan on tv.
b: what we say when we go pay our taxes
c: what bush probably says behind closed doors and in lavish parties when he gets drunk.
d: what indians would never say to a non-indian.
e: what beavis and b-tthead say when they are caught for doing stuff like sh-tting and puking and masturbating on freeways and in school and malls
cop: get down on your hands you ugly kids! snowblowing in the public is against american law!
b-tthead: f-ck america!
beavis: yeah.. hehe..f-ck america..sh-t..f-ck..grr..f-cking america!
what hawaiians say everytime they are reminded that their nation was illegally overthrown by a country who had many treaties of friendship, trade, travel and commerce, and who formally recognized it’s independence as a sovereign nation among the family of nations, yet continued to annex hawaii while not even remotely concerned about the people, land and the culture they would destroy, just to have a military presence in the pacific. do a search for the illegal overthrow of the kingdom of hawaii if you don’t believe me.
another sacred burial site destroyed due to military expansion. “f-ck america!”

another hawaiian family evicted, forced to live on the beach. “f-ck america!”

selling land that doesn’t belong to you. “f-ck america!”

when the americans first took over, they banned our own language in schools and used to physically discipline hawaiians for speaking their own language. “f-ck america!”

need i say more?
what many non-americans say when america is mentioned. this is mostly not because of what america does, but what it is – sitting on top of the world, and squashing it all beneath it’s rolls of big-mac fat. the american people are ordinary people living ordinary lives – that’s why the phrase is “f-ck america”! and not “f-ck the americans”!
tv: and in other news, the americans have messed up in iraq again … the world (especially iraq): f-ck america!
a struggle to understand american people’s arrogance, in spite of intelligence.
f-ck america for considering that joining a war only when you are dragged into it const-tutes saving the world.

oh…my…g-d! pearl harbbour! well we must have been in this war for years! let’s make it all about us now! learn: the war was there before you found it, and won after you left it!
the sooner you pull your head out of your -ss the happier you’ll be. i guaruntee it.
grab your head, pull it out of your -ss. it’s easy.

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