Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter
you can have s-x with an old s-x partner but you cant bull sh-t an old bull sh-tter.
grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a h-lla of a lie and tells him grandson you can “f-ck an old f-cker but you cant sh-t an old sh-tter”, go tell that bull sh-t story to some younger generation because i’m not buying it.
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