Fuck Coffee
morning s-x – used as a replacement for coffee to help accelerate the waking process.
crystal: -wakes up- urggggh, i’m so hungover…i need a double espresso
paula: uh, we’re out of coffee beans…
crystal: d-mn gurl, i need to be fucntional in an hour! shall we have some f-ck coffee instead?
paula: sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.
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