fuck cousin
noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same s-xual partner, albeit at different points in time. it is typically more preferable to be “older” of the f-ck cousins, as you engaged in the s-xual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the “younger” cousin. moreover, the newly-discovered f-ck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the f-ck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.
1) dude, you know how you f-cked jackie a couple of years ago? well, andy just told me he f-cked her last week! looks like you’ve got yourself a f-ck cousin!
2) my creepy uncle eddie boned the same chick as me?!? i guess he’s no longer my uncle, now he’s my creepy f-ck cousin eddie.
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