Fuck ’em with the mouth shut
a silent f-ck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.
the store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a benjamin while saying, “make me stay up here all d-mn night, and i’ma f-ck ’em with the mouth shut!”
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