fuck eyes
what you close when you are f-cking an unattractive person.
mike: “i can’t f-ck her, she’s a f-cking buffalo!”
jesse: “sure you can dude, just shut your f-ck eyes.”
the look you give someone when you want to have s-x with them. usually done from across the bar.
there was so many people in the bar last night, i was reduced to giving her my “f-ck eyes” look from where i was standing.
1. a person who can’t read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. generally speaking, someone you don’t want doing any type of finish work on your house.
2. someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
1. johnny: ma!?! how does this picture look on the wall?
ma: johnny, have your brother hang it. you’ve got f-ck eye, son. it’s not even close to level.
2. dude 1: dude, seriously, you’re not even looking at with with your right eye.
dude 2: dude, you know i got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
dude 1: oh, that’s right. i forgot you’ve got f-ck eye from that! my bad.
the lingering look one gives to another person with whom they desire to have s-x. sometimes interpreted as creepy, sometimes as s-xy, the f-ckeye is not to be given lightly; the person giving the f-ckeye must seriously intend to get laid with this look.
totally, man. she’s giving you the f-ckeye for sure.
(n) a person whose eyes are f-cked. this may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. they will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a f-ckeyes or not.
shark has really f-cked eyes. you might say he’s a f-ckeyes.
it’s an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can’t see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).
you are driving along when you see a pigeon f-cking a snail. you say – ‘holy sh-t did you see that pigeon f-cking that snail??’
the other person in the car says – ‘no i missed it’
you say ‘nice one f-ckeyes…’
slang for a female’s v-g-n-.
i am a f-ckeye lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrr!
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