fuck faced
to be very drunk
it was only 10, but mike was already f-ck faced.
when you so wasted that you can’t stand up and land on some random person lawn face first.
dude i got f-ckfaced druck and woke up in richard’s ward.
when you get really really drunk and are p-ssed the point of being sh-t-faced. you get so drunk you are f-ckfaced.
to be f-ckfaced is hilarious to everyone except the one who is f-ckfaced. the one who is f-ckfaced usually does something highly embarr-ssing.
“dude you were so drunk last night.”
“man no i wasn’t”
“do you even remember what happened?”
“not really man. what happened?”
“well you got so drunk that you stripped down, painted your p-n-s and put a costume on it, and walked up to random girls and said ‘don’t worry citizen. superp-n-s will save you from the villianous v-g-n-monster!’ and tried to have s-x with them so ‘superp-n-s’ could save them by pounding the ‘v-g-n-monster’ into submission.”
“dude that’s not drunk. i was completely f-ckfaced.”
“hahaha yeah you were. and it was hilarious.”
“not to me.”
“well it was to the rest of us.”
to get totally messed up out of your mind!
to be wasted.
g-d!! tiffany is soooo f-ck faced!!
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