fuck her twice
a casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. the underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn’t have happened even if it did
g-dd-mn, that b-tch is so hot i’d f-ck her twice to make sure the first time counted.
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