fuck it bucket

a bucket or gallon jug you keep close to the bed and use to pee in when the bathroom is just too far away.
is it that difficult to just walk down the stairs? mike’s got at least 3 f-ck-it buckets sitting next to his bed.
a bucket usually filled with sweet substances for consumption when life gets you down.

a term coined by david sedaris while talking about his brother in his short story “you can’t kill the rooster.”
“sometimes, you just need to say ‘f-ck it.’ and eat some motherf-cking candy.” -said while reaching into the f-ck it bucket-
#f-ck #it #david #sedaris #bucket #candy
when you go to kfc (kentucky fried chicken) when you don’t feel like cooking. you decide to “f-ck it” and spend money on a bucket of chicken.
kid: “hey mom, what’s for dinner?”

mom: “kfc.”

kid: “aw, the f-ck-it bucket again!?”
#chicken #cooking #kfc #f-ck #it
used to describe any situation, object, or person that you would like to forget about or get rid of.
angie: i am so upset with matt right now, he never called me back. i just want to say f-ckit!

kate: girl, just throw him in the f-ckit bucket.
#f-ckit #f-ck #bucket #f-cket bucket #f-cket buckit
term used by hack mechanics for a drawer full of unused
nuts, bolts, and parts that never made it back on the car
because the tech is too lazy or stupid to remember where they went.
i had a handfull of bolts left over after replacing that
head gasket. i couldnt remember where they went so i threw them in the f-ckit bucket.
#f-ckit bucket #f-cket bucket #junk drawer #box of bolts #bolt drawer
a car or truck that is driven without regard to keeping it in good condition. usually beat up to begin with.
i don’t care what the h-ll this car looks like, it’s a f-ck it bucket
#beater #lemon #car #truck #ghetto
metaphorically, the place you put things that you don’t really care about or want to deal with at the time. also, something you would normally care about, but don’t at the moment.
man, i don’t want do this right now. i’ll just put it in the “f-ck it bucket.”

ehhh…just put it in the f-ck it bucket.
#don’t care #screw it #forget it #whatever #oh well
a really cr-ppy car
a car that on its last leg
a car that is embarressing to drive
a car that if you hit something in , it doesnt really matter
man, my maxima has a flat tire. looks like im gonna have to take the f-ckit bucket to the store to get smokes.

bro, can i barrow the f-ckit bucket for a few days? my car is in the shop
#car #truck #whip #ride #wheels