fuck me
1) a sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious s-xual interest.
2) during intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. means go harder and deeper.
3) exclaimation.
1) f-ck me if you aren’t an idiot
2) f-ck me! f-ck me! push it in!
3) -wakes up- f-ck me! i gotta be in court in one hour.
something i say to my boyfriend when he’s being to gentle
come on chris f-ck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
to slide your hard c-ck into me, and make me feel good. i want every inch inside my p-ssy!!!!
sliding that hard c-ck into me , as i say “f-ck me i want it all the way in me, slide it in me harder and deeper”
what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work
f-ck me i didnt do my home work
wut u say in order to have rough s-x and when it is screamed it means to do it harder
ah! f-ck me like theres no tommorrow!
the phrase you say when about to climax
oh f-ck me johnny! f-ck me all night long!!!
can be used once in -rg-sm stage ^_~
f-ck me baby! yes yes!! f-ck me!!! be a real man!!!
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