fuck me and call me sally
a saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.
i opened the cupboard to grab a gl-ss out and as i shut it i pinched my finger so i grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “f-ck me and call me sally!” works like a charm every time!
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