fuck me now


something i say when i am really h-rny
i want you so bad, f-ck me now, i am begging for it
a cry of despair.
bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff’s wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover…”f-ck me now!” he whimpered.

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