fuck me sideways
1. s-x position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.
2. to be dooped ( see f-cked over).
3. exclamatory term used when frustrated.
1. f-ck me sideways tonight, please.
2. you’ve really f-cked me sideways.
3. “f-ck me sideways,” while in a fit of road rage.
f-ck me sideways
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being royality screw over. a term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.
“sh-t i think your girlfriend’s pregnant”
“well f-ck me sdeways!”
used when:
a) one is in a difficult situation.
b) has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) has hurt themselves.
an extended australian version: “f-ck me sideways with a yabbi pump!” (yabbi pump: suction device used to pump yabbis from the sand)
examples:
a) “f-ck me sideways, wrong hole!”
b) “i just won a million dollars!” “well f-ck me sideways!”
c) (-slams toe into wall-) “f-ck me sideways that hurt!”
“i just rooted a kangaroo!” “f-ck me sideways with a yabbi pump!”
an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
“slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo”
“f-ck me sideways what the harl”
its when your f-cked big time.
ryan ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire f-cks. goes ”f-ck me sideways”
an expression of shock or surprise at a given situation
f-ck me sideways, its cold outside today
another quote from blade trinity by hannibal (ryan reynolds)
“well f-ck me sideways. f-ck me sideways.”
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