fuck me silly
when a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to f-ck her. when woman wants the d-ck so badly, that she is willing to be f-cked until she is legally insane.
milf: “hey you s-xy slab of man meat, f-ck me silly”
man meat in question: “yeah…sure”
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