Fuck me with a ragman’s trumpet
expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. for ‘ragman’ think steptoe/sanford & son. aha.
‘well f-ck me with a ragman’s trumpet. there is a santa.’
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