fuck money get bitches
when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).
usually for people that can’t get both
friend 1: “dude, i spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks”
friend 2: “she came home with you right?”
friend 1: “yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago”
friend 2: “well then, f-ck money get b-tches!”
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