Fuck My Life

a common phrase used by many unfortunate people. this phrase gained popularity from the epic movie superbad (fat mexican who hates life). it is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd floor wh-r-s rb, sc, ab, and fa. it is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really r-t-rded and regrets it.
fa: don’t worry, we won’t lose late marks for this -ssignment.
rb: okay we better not.
fa: my bad, we lost 20% off our mark…
rb: f-ck my life.

sc: what the f-ck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
ab: i guessed on half the questions, f-ck my life.
a phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.
i completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! ahh f-ck my life.

bobby will never like me because i’m not popular. oh, f-ck my life. 🙁

i h-lla wanna go to that concert but it’s completely sold out. f-ck my life.
when something does not go the way you would have hoped or liked.

when you are having a bad day.

when something bad happens to you.
cr-p!! i just failed my final, f-ck my life.

holy sh-t, im getting fat, f-ck my life.

f-ck my life, i forgot to do my -ssignment, motherf-cker.

a term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else’s misfortune. also abbreviated as fml.
– in the morning after a sleepover –

1st guy: -wakes up with sheets stuck to his face-

2nd guy: mate i just had the greatest w-nk ever.

1st guy: f-ck my life.

when something doesn’t go your way.
bob: dude! we’re out of beer..

john: f-ckmylife!
a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
“awww man, i bought the wrong gum, f-ck my life.”

when something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. if you don’t want to take sh-t from your life anymore, you say “f-ck my life.”
tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. on top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can’t make. also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. tom is fed up with the sh-t that his life and luck has shat on him, so tom said “f-ck my life.”

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