fuck my old boots!
an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)
1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy’s mate shouted “f-ck my old boots that was close yer tw-t!”
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest t-rd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is “f-ck my old boots!”
something which is totally unbelieveable
f-ck my old boots, brian has finally got a girlfriend!!!
anger and frustration
f-ck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap
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