Fuck My Wife
a phrase said in a similar manner and context to “f-ck my life” except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief
bill: hey mike i got some tickets to the rangers game tonight, you in?
mike: oh h-ll yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
wife: michael you promised me that you would watch the third harry potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared i get
mike: ugh f-ck my wife, sorry bill i can’t come
an exclaimation of frustration or horror.
she just sh-t on my d-ck?! f-ck my wife!
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