fuck number
the setting on a sleep number® bed used for f-cking.usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.
my sleep number is 35 and the wife’s is 55 but our f-ck number is a firm 85.
according to katt williams, a f-ck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy c-ms. can be determined by jacking off and counting. for a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an -rg-sm.
“dude my f-ck number is 130… i takes me a long as time before i finished”
“haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!”
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