Fuck off cake
when you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,even all the stupid f-ckers in the world can understand this once it’s been served up.
that cheeky b-st-rd just asked if i could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(what you say)
gave him a m-ssive slice of f-ck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(yeah i’m scared of midgets too mate there always in a f-cking gang)
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