Fuck off money


paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the f-ck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. not to be confused with f-ck you money which means something totally different
your mate: “so she went crazy on yo -ss? think you’ll hear from her again” you: “nope. ive paid her ‘f-ck off money'”

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