FUCK PUDDLE

its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don’t want it its annoying as f-ck an a bother
n-gg- quit being a f-ck puddle
the “wet spot” on the sheets after s-x.it becomes a f-ck puddle when its on your side of the bed.
i came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the f-ck puddle.
anyone who has read kevin hearne’s hammered of the iron druid chronicles knows that f-ckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on frost giants having loud squelchy s-x.
man, that douche is such a f-ckpuddle.

we walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous f-ckpuddle. (“graah slap-slap-slap, graah)
when a male c-ms and it leaves a puddle.
girl: cody why did you leave a f-ck puddle on my bed?

cody: i didn’t want to c-m in you and get you preggo.
a loose woman. her favorite thing to do is f-ck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) she’s shallow.
b) she’s dirty.
c) she’s always wet.
d) careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.
that b-tch has already been with three different guys this weekend – what a f-ckpuddle.
when it is more than a “wet spot”. who gets to sleep in that?
kristie and “the guy” left quite a f-ckpuddle and even the cat wasn’t absorbent enough to soak that up.
1.) in political debate, an idiot. it came to me when debating an especially irritating liberal on a message board.

2.) the mess left after v-g-n-l s-x.
1.)are you ignorant, or simply dishonest about the election, f-ckpuddle?

2.)don’t forget a towel, i don’t want to leave a f-ckpuddle on this pool table.