Fuck Tale
a ‘f-ck tale’ is a short story, or rather long story that is most commonly told by men, to other men, about banging the opposite s-x.
f-ck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
cody- “yo bro, i got one h-ll of a f-ck tale for you!
dante- “hook a brother up with a f-ck tale, i ain’t heard one in a hot second bro!”
cody-“last night i was doing the wild thang with this girl i just met, and out of know where the b-tch started eating chicken fingers!
dante- “that was a dank f-ck tale”
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