Fuck the mail


1.) a round about way of saying ‘i just came’; euphemism for having an -rg-sm or total arousal

2.) when something really awesome happens, not necessarily s-xual

usually people say the ‘the mail’s coming’ or ‘the mail came’, hence, ‘f-ck the mail’, implying you’re the one who came instead
what?? natalie portman and mila kunis do it in black swan?? f-ck the mail.

oh snap, did you just see that waitress bend over? f-ck the mail.

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