fuck to self


like making a ‘note to self’, would be ‘f-ck’ to self. but more important, and better than saying note to self.
f-ck to self: bring in the tomatoes.
f-ck to self: pick up milk for your stupid gay room-mates
f-ck to self: choke then fall down a hill.

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