Fuck Top
it’s not used in quebec, that’s not true. this meaning is written as “foque top” and used only in france. in quebec, people say and write “f-cked up” normally. so don’t invent lies please.
– yo mec, comment ça va mon pote?
– ça va très foque top (f-ck top), merci.
and this is how they would say it in quebec:
– hey l’gâ, t’as ben l’air d’une schnoute à matin!
– bein non, l’cave, chui toutte f-cked up là.
a way that some french people (mostly from quebec, canada), think “f-cked up” is written. it’s mostly use in a “good” way, to mean that something is nice instead of saying that something is truly f-cked up
bob: man, this trick was so f-ck top!
john: you’re right, man!
an expression used to describe something (unbelievably) amazing. it is commonly used in quebec, canada, but outsiders rarely understand the meaning. the terms are most likely derived from “f-ck” and “over-the-top”. not to be confused with “f-cked up”, an antonym.
alex: dude, it’s amazing!!
matt: i know, right? it’s sick!
ben : whoa! that’s f-ck top!
a way that some french people (mostly from quebec, canada), think “f-cked up” is written. these morons just take what it sounds like and invent their own way of writing it instead of educating themselves and checking what it actually means.
this form of writing “f-cked up” is not yet widespread but the people that can actually speak english in quebec fear it one day will be.
hélène: i look so f-ck top in this picture!
mike: f-ck you
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