fuck twins
2 people who always seem to mess something up
person 1: where the h-ll are they?
person 2: i dont know they are f-ck twins always f-cking sh-t up
f-ck twins are two people who have s-x so much that they develop a twin-like connection in which they say the same things at the same time and can predict what the other person is going to say.
the other day i really wanted tacos for dinner and when i came home my boyfriend had made tacos without me even telling him that was what i was craving. we are such f-ck twins!
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