Fuck Weasel

a shade of fushia … usually very bright but not neon or hot pink.
what color is your prom dress?
f-ck weasel of course! :d
what color is that?
a bright pink.
a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circ-mstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. they use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.

a f-ckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto “a misunderstanding” excuse, such as;

boss> “i spoke to steven and he said he’d written that report you said you’d done”
weasel> “ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, i just came over earlier to tell you it was completed.”

the “boss” in this case has no comeback as the f-ckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.

a good f-ckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
my manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. when i came in this morning i found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and i spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. i wasn’t even mentioned. what a f-ckweasel!
a dipsh-t who can’t drive.
move your yukon f-ck weasel!
a person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend’s, relative’s, or stranger’s home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.
grandma: here you go my loving grandson. i well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

grandson: aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that i don’t eat left overs.

dad: hey you little un-grateful f-ck weasel. you take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.
n. a roomate’s douchebag boyfriend
my boss called me a f-ck weasel.
a horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both f-ck and weasel like qualities.
get that f-ck weasel out of my bed will ya!
somebody who is such a gimp that they could only f-ck weasels. and only then if the weasel agreed.
dan is such a f-ckweasel!