Fuck yo couch


1. more disrespectful than ‘f-ck you’ because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. can simply mean that you don’t give a d-mn about someones couch
1. “hey let’s go watch it at my house”
“man f-ck yo couch”

2. “get your feet off my couch”
“man f-ck yo couch”
comes from a chappelle’s show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy’s brother) is telling stories from the 80’s when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy’s true hollywood stories or something. and he’s talking about rick james coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over eddie’s brand new expensive couch, and he’s just yelling “f-ck yo couch, n-gg-h!” so they beat the cr-p out of him.
f-ck yo couch, n-gg-h!
f-ck yo couch!!- comes from chappelle show–use as an insult, or…just shout it randomly!
-stands up during math cl-ss-
“f-ck yo couch!!!”
its like disrespecting someones house. a persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.
“hey lets go chill at my pad”
“man, f-ck yo couch, lets go to mine”
when a black man destroys another black man’s couch.
“f-ck yo couch n-gg-!”
a disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone’s couch.
“why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it’s something to do.”
“man, f-ck yo couch. your rich, buy another one.”
go f-ck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking sh-t
jonny: n-gg- yous gay.

damon: f-ck yo couch n-gg-

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