Fuck You Day
november 10.
greet everyone with a f-ck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.
to everyone who’s been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.
to everyone who’s been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.
a sacred holiday. do not f-ck with f-ck you day.
the day of the week when you do whatever it is that you like.
“hey joe, want to work today?” – joe’s boss
“hmmm… what is today, oh it’s sat-rday, f-ck you.”
“bill, would you please clean your room?” – bill’s mom
“with all good intentions mom, it’s f-ck you day, so f-ck you.” – bill
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